You graduated from a liberal arts school
whose football team hasn't won a game
since the Reagan administration.
2. You frequently use the term "post-modern"
(or its commonly used variation "PoMo")
as an adjective, noun, and verb.
3. You carry a shoulder-strap messenger
bag and have at one time or another
worn a pair of horn-rimmed or Elvis
4. You have one Republican friend
who you always describe as being your
"one Republican friend."
5. Your hair looks best unwashed
and you position your head on your pillow
at night in a way that will really maximize
6. You own records put out by Matador,
DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp,
Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records,
and Drag City.