1. You teach Sunday School.

2. You are a big fan of the suburbs and vinyl siding.

3. You have a special "spill shirt" that you wear when you eat dinner at night.

4. You read novels with raised lettering on their covers.

5. You eat at Popeye's on a regular basis.

6. You work in an office building that has a man-made pond and a fountain in its front lot.

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